Thursday, October 30, 2008

Holy shit, Ryan watch and learn!


This cannot be real. What is with the kung fu fighting remake in the background? Is he training his kid for the circus or to be an action movie star: Revenge Of The Flying Flesh Colored Nerd.


Via BoingBoing

attn fixed gears

teaser trailer from empirebegins.com


Empire from Empire on Vimeo.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

CREEPY.

Get the latest news satire and funny videos at 236.com.

i can't wait for this shit to be over with.

Queso isn't a bone is he?

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Friday, October 24, 2008

Sunday Morning Smoke #9

Sunday Morning Smoke #9
by DJ Diddles and Infinite Horns

1. Salt-N-Pepa - Push It
2. Chubby Fingers - My Old Piano
3. The Foxglove Hunt - Love My Way
4. Panthers - Goblin City (Holy Ghost Disco Mix)
5. Fully Fitted - Roll It (Fully Fitted Mix)
6. Gui Boratto - Beautiful Life
7. The Twelves - When You Talk
8. Top Billin - Willing
9. Che Grand - City On Fire
10. Bounce Camp - Big Dancin
11. Ghost Music - My Boo
12. Friendly Fires - Lovesick
13. Zoot Woman - We Won't Break
14. Roots Manuva - Let The Spirit (Hot Chip remix)
15. Mount Sims - Grave
16. Walter Jones - Deuteronomy Brown (L-F Edit)
17. Intoxicated - Burn It Down
18. We Have Band - You Came Out (demo)



Push it real good.
(aka, click the photo to d/l)

Monday, October 13, 2008

This is my life...

Well mostly




Thanks Andy.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Supporting Friends that do awesome things!!!

Not sure how many of you remember my friend Tyler Gray, he used to write a nightlife column for the Orlando Sentinel, played in the band the New Lows, and the very brief but awesome Trophy Wife with Dan Stone, Devin and others...

Sadly like most of the super talented from these parts, he got out of town and on to bigger things. He planted himself in NYC and has been kicking ass as a writer, and a Dad, and for the first time has a book coming out! Published by Harpers-Collins. It is so cool to see success come to people who work so hard for it... check out the book if you get the chance and more importantly save some cash and pick this up.



CLICK to Pre-Order Here

About the Book

Without Lou Pearlman, there would have been no Backstreet Boys, no *NSYNC, and possibly no Justin Timberlake. In the late 1990s, Pearlman's boy bands ushered out guitar-and-angst-driven grunge music, and *NSYNC and Backstreet Boys began to dominate the television and radio airwaves. At the core of this squeaky-clean pop revolution was a sinister international fraud conceived by Pearlman, a husky huckster who first honed his crooked business skills as a teenage math nerd and blimp enthusiast in Flushing, Queens. From there in the mid 1980s and from his Orlando, Florida, base in the early 1990s through 2007, he cheated hundreds of investors out of nearly $500 million. When they finally caught on to him and started demanding he return their money, the “Sixth Backstreet Boy” had already fled to Germany and then to Indonesia, where he was eventually nabbed by authorities and charged with a historic federal fraud.

Tyler Gray (the only journalist to speak with Pearlman while he was in jail) weaves together the fascinating behind-the-scenes story of the greed and desperation of this boy-band mogul and monumental scam artist. Gray unravels Pearlman's twenty-year long Ponzi scheme and explores persistent rumors about alleged inappropriate behavior by Pearlman toward members of the boy bands and other young men. Along the way, former friends, family members, Pearlman business associates, and band members themselves reveal detailed accounts of everything from the heyday of their stardom to Pearlman's more troubled times.

The Hit Charade starts with Pearlman's awkward youth and follows along as his juggling act becomes increasingly complex, then builds to the heartbreaking moments when investors—retirees, relatives, and friends—and government authorities discover that the man they had trusted had been cheating them all along. How did this chubby boy from middle-class Queens, who pioneered some of the music industry's most lucrative pop ensembles, mastermind one of the largest and longest running Ponzi schemes in U.S. history? Here, finally, is the true story of Lou Pearlman's epic rise and fall.

About the Author

In his thirteen years as a journalist, Tyler Gray has covered everything from a teenager's death-penalty trial for murder to the drug- and sex-fueled shenanigans of fuzzy theme park characters in Orlando, Florida. His stories have appeared in the New York Times, Esquire, Radar magazine, Men's Journal, the New York Daily News, the Orlando Sentinel, the St. Petersburg Times, and other publications. He has appeared as a pop-culture and news commentator on ABC, CNN, MSNBC, FOX, Comedy Central's the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and other television broadcasts. Gray is currently a senior editor at Blender magazine in New York City.

Monday, October 6, 2008

if there is anything i want to do in life...

i want to drink out of a skull.



Crystal Head Vodka, brought to you by DAN FUCKING AYKROYD.
check the site, watch the videos.

I just hope this is for real.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Follow up to the taser post

Lt. Michael Pigott, the police officer who delivered the order to Tase emotionally disturbed Bed-Stuy resident Iman Morales — a decision that resulted in Morales falling ten feet to his death — has committed suicide on his 46th birthday. In his suicide note, Emergency Service Unit Lt. Michael Pigott said he put a bullet into his head over fears that his three children would see him in handcuffs or behind bars, the sources said. The note, which included pictures of Pigott’s wife and children, was left in the locker room at Emergency Service Unit headquarters in Brooklyn. Apparently, Pigott was repeatedly being taunted by one of his ESU superiors with threats of being jailed.

via Guanabee